The Funniest Movie Quotes Of All Time (Your Medicine For A Crap Day)

The Funniest Movie Quotes Of All Time (Your Medicine For A Crap Day)
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Some days are just shit. You can be the biggest Pollyanna in the world, but every so often, life sneaks up and says:

There are only two known antidotes to such a day: alcohol and laughter. I wholeheartedly support both those choices. As this isn't a liquor store, hopefully these funny movie quotes will slap a smile on that face and make you laugh your sorry ass off. 

On pubes from "How To Be Single"

"Is that Tom Hanks from Cast Away?"
-Robin (Rebel Wilson), asking about her friend's pubic hair

On crazy diets from "The Devil Wears Prada"

Andy (Anne Hathaway): "You look so thin."

Emily (Emily Blunt): "Do I? Oh it's for Paris. Well, I'm on this new diet. It's very effective. Well, I don't eat anything. And then when I feel like I'm about to faint, I eat a cube of cheese."

Andy: "Well, it's definitely working."

Emily: "I know. I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight."

On painful waxing from "The 40-Year-Old Virgin"

Andy Stitzer (Steve Carell): "Ahhhhhhh Kelly Clarkson!"

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