Science Says, This Type Of Man Will Always Make You Orgasm

Science Says, This Type Of Man Will Always Make You Orgasm

You might want to read that title again!


Yes, it’s true! Scientists now know what type of man will make a woman orgasm.

Eeek, again!

I don’t know about you, but I’m tired of going home with assholes who do nothing but ask me to play with their assholes (true story). And I’m sick of sleeping with guys who look like they’d be amazing in bed, but actually suck!

But now, thanks to researchers at The University of Albany, the guessing can finally come to an end. Hallelujah!

Scientists asked heterosexual female college students, in committed relationships, all about their sex lives. They wanted to know how often they experienced orgasms, AND how intense those orgasms were. Talk about intimate questioning, am I right?

Nonetheless, these female college students answered. 

From there, researchers looked at these women's partners - their income, self-confidence, personality, and all around attractiveness. And you know what they discovered?

Women are WAY more likely to “O” with guys who are confident, attractive, and wealthy. That’s not all! Turns out, the more attractive the guy, the more intense the orgasm.

“Orgasm intensity was also related to how attracted they were to their partners, how many times they had sex per week, and ratings of sexual satisfaction,” the researchers wrote.

Holy shit! My mind is blown...not really. Of course ladies are going to have a better time with men who are good looking, rich, and confident. Duh!

So ladies, next time someone calls you "shallow," roast them with the facts. You're not shallow, you're just following the rules of science ;). 

Oh and sorry guys, but if you don’t meet any of those requirements, you might as well give up hope.

Just kidding!

Researchers found that there's ANOTHER very important personality trait - humor!

“Their partner's sense of humor not only predicted his self-confidence and family income, but it also predicted women's propensity to initiate sex, how often they had sex, and it enhanced their orgasm frequency in comparison with other partners," the study went on to explain.

Hmmmm...very interesting!

This goes to show you just how important humor really is - it can make even the ugliest of ducklings attractive to the opposite sex ;).

But in all honesty, everyone's different. Who you are personally attracted to is what matters the most. Even if he's not rich, confident, and good looking (hopefully he's at least 2 out of 3, though). 

If he makes you happy, the sex will be amazing! Fingers crossed.

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